thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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