Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
