These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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