That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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