areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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