i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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