So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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