I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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