Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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