what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
