My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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