I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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