you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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