they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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