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pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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