what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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