we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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