three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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