Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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