Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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