Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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