She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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