is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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