yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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