Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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