Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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