aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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