Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
