Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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