so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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