nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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