butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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