I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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