I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I smell like Dick and happiness
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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