Don't you send me to vm
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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