Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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