Its about making memories worth repressing
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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