I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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