that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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