i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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