You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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