Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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