R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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