Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hippo gnu deer
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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