Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
