We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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