all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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