at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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