friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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