More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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