so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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